Tags: bandslash: frank/gerard

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On Measuring Life With Coffee Spoons, R

On Measuring Life With Coffee Spoons by iamtheenemy, R

I think one of the best ie funniest things about this story is how Gerard just doesn't get it and how Mikey does and, I loved that. I actually loved a lot of things in this fic.

The first thing Mikey said when Gerard got into the car was, “Dude, did you shower?”

“Fuck off,” Gerard said, pulling the hood up over his clean hair and slumping down into the passenger seat.

“No, it’s good!” Mikey said. “You’re making an effort. I’m so proud of you. I think I might be tearing up a little.”

“God, Mikey, fuck off,” Gerard repeated.
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Best Days, Frank/Gerard | Brendon/Ryan | Gen

Best Days by harriet_vane, PG-13
(Sequel to Star Shaped)
(Sequel to Forever, Now)

Awesome! Guh! Just so awesome!

“Spencer,” said Jon, “is really fucking adorable when he’s mad. Anyway, I need to ask you something.”

“Anything for you, Jon Walker,” Brendon said, because it was true.

Jon laughed. “I signed up for a photography class. I used to do it a lot, and Spencer was bugging me. I need a model.”

Brendon squinched his face up, even though Jon couldn’t see him. “I’ll model nude for you, Jon, but only if you clear it with Ryan,” he said.

“You are such a dork. I meant your face, actually. As irresistible as your ass is. Ow. Ryan hit me.”

“Yeah,” said Brendon, feeling a tiny bit better. “Good.”

“When I take pictures of Ryan he just stares at me. I have seventeen pictures of Spencer pointing angrily at me trying to get me to stop. So I need you to come home and let me take lots of pictures of you. Cool?”

“That’s barely a favor,” Brendon scoffed. “Can I make faces? Oooh, I do the best Tyra Banks ‘fierce’ eyes
ever. You won’t even believe it.”
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Forever, Now; Gerard/Frenk, Gen

“Frank, you can’t kill everyone who bugs me,” Gerard said.

“Yes, I can.”

They stared at each other for a minute, until Gerard gave up and rolled his eyes. It was kind of cute, in Frank’s opinion, the way Gerard thought he could stop Frank from killing.

Forever, Now by passe_simple, PG
Gerard and Mikey have lost their parents, but they've found Brian.

I love this beyond words, it is gorgeous and amazing and utterly lovely and touching, with a little bit of heart breaking on the side. One of the best MCR fics I've read. I was so in love with the relationship between Mikey and Gerard, I love reading them like this. And Frankie and Gerard, I don't even know. It was a bit of a shame about Bert, because I love him and then he was just a shit in this story but, oh well, it was so good it barely mattered.

“Gerard got punched in the face!” Mikey said. He sounded a lot more thrilled than worried.

what?” Brian’s heart leapt in to his throat. Claire was coming by in a little while.

Mikey nodded excitedly. “There’s blood
everywhere. It’s all over his face! It’s pretty cool.”
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Dunder Mifflin: Chicago Branch, Multiple Pairings

On the rare days when Brendon calls in sick, Ryan is lost. His voice goes even more monotonous and he doesn’t bother giving anyone their messages. Spencer just laughs and laughs. He’s lucky that he’s Ryan’s best friend and that Ryan would probably actually miss him if he died, otherwise, well. The office would be missing a salesperson.

Dunder Mifflin: Chicago Branch by txtequilanights & iamtheenemy (PG-13)

I'm so in love with this. It's so beyond awesome and wonderful and amazing and it made me laugh so hard. So, look, two quotes. Both made of WIN.

Pete’s the regional manager, and the first thing he does when he gets promoted is hire Patrick as the assistant (to the) regional manager. He holds interviews for three days before Patrick comes in. Patrick starts talking, and Pete hires him on the spot. As far as Pete’s concerned, it’s fucking destiny. Patrick is perfect.

Patrick is always the one who adds in the (to the), because that’s his title, dammit. He’s Pete’s assistant and Pete could not actually do his job without Patrick there. “My very own Ugly Betty!” Pete will say, fluttering his eyelashes at Patrick. “Except not ugly, or a girl. You can be Hot Patrick instead.”

He follows Patrick around constantly.
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hope you survive the experience, Multiple Pairings

hope you survive the experience by iphignia939 (R)

I can't believe I haven't recced this yet, god knows how many times I've read it already. It's great and if you love the X-Men or if you don't you'll love this, you kind of have to. It's that great.

"Uh huh." Gabe nodded. "Does he know it's a date?"

Pete looked at him. Gabe looked back.

"I -- he has to," Pete said after a minute. Patrick couldn't see his face from here, but he honestly sounded confused. "I wasn't wearing a shirt when I asked him, we're seeing a movie, we're out with two other couples--"

Slowly, quiet as possible, Patrick stood up from behind the change machine.

"Yeah," Gabe said, not really unkindly. There was a difference, if you listened for it. "You're kind of stupid, you know that?" He nodded at Patrick. "I mean,
he knows it, so at least no one's going into this surprised at this point, right?"
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Something Better, Frank/Gerard

Something Better by lovelypoet (NC-17)
"We all have to take jobs we don't like sometimes, you know?"

Truth? I normally don't enjoy kid!fic that much, however this story? Works it. Works it well.

  • C. likes hair braided for trips to park, but loose or ponytail for trips to museums and movies – do not question, just do.

  • Strawberry whipped cream pancakes + Chloe + Subway = Awesomely technocolor vomit. DO NOT REPEAT!!!

  • Strawberry whipped cream pancakes + GERARD + Subway = Same NO MORE STRAWBERRY WHIPPED CREAM PANCAKES FOR ANYONE!!!
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A Necessary Requirement, Frank/Gerald

A Necessary Requirement by bexless (R)
Yeah, so, Frank's jealous everyone has seen Gerard cock but him. He's jealous. Love it forever and ever.

“I’ve seen it,” Ray said suddenly.

Gerard lifted his head off Frank’s shoulder, looking horrified. “When?”

“In the locker room, this one time,” Ray said, grinning. He bit the head off a gummi bear. “In high school.”

“Oh, my God,” Gerard moaned. He pulled Frank’s sweater over his face.

“What’s it like?” Frank said again, banging his fist on Ray’s foot for emphasis. “Everyone’s seen it but me!”

Ray ate another gummi bear. “I’m not sure it’s fair to describe it. I mean, I’m sure it’s…matured since then.”
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the first rule of broom-wielding, Vairous Pairings

the first rule of broom-wielding by skoosiepants (PG-13)
“I think Ryan’s dead,” Brendon said, nodding solemnly. “I’m waiting for Frank to stop by, because I don’t want to be the one who finds his body.”

The music matters - so much obviously. But sometimes it's just nice to read about the boys, to love the boys. But seriously, my love for this fic is so huge. If you ever want to read about all the bands (most of them) and have it make sense and not be crowded then read this. Or for whatever reason - read this.

“Pete wanted his mom to meet Patrick,” Ray offered.

“Yes,” Bob said slowly, because they all knew that. Pete had been particularly vocal about that point. “Yes, we all knew that, Ray.”

Ray bobbed his head. “Okay. Just saying. I don’t think Patrick knew that.”

Mikey, slightly more awake, said, “Patrick doesn’t know they’re dating.”

“Pete hasn’t told him that yet,” Gerard put in around a yawn. He scrubbed a hand through his hair, black strands sticking up everywhere.
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Home is a Name, Mikey/Ray Frank/Gerald

"Well, yeah, but guys say that sort of thing to me all the time. I only tried for Mikey now because I figured it was my short window of opportunity. I'm not exactly-- I'm a lab tech, and I look like someone you'd stick in a lab. Don't get me wrong, I think I'm charming and a good time and I'd treat Mikey like a fucking gem, but that doesn't usually get me the guy, you know? I just figured that was his I-don't-wanna-hurt-you excuse."

"I'd do you," Frank threw out.

Gerard scowled.

"Well, not now," Frank amended. "As a hypothetical. Besides, I decided to go off guys who were thinking of other guys when they were sleeping with me."

Home is a Name by arsenicjade (R)

A fantastic story by one of my favourite writers. This is an AU with the chem boys set in a free clinic. And it's a gem. Also I love stories where part of the focus is on how much Gerald and Mikey love each other and how good they are as brothers.

Ray looked at Gerard, "I'm not harassing your brother, all right? He said no, I'm laying off."

Gerard nodded. "That's totally workplace appropriate of you. However, as I have chosen to sexually harass my own employees, I feel that to persecute you for doing so would be somewhat hypocritical of me. I try to avoid hypocrisy."

"That's, um, big of you, but he still said no, Gerard."

"Yeah, about that." Gerard tilted his head. "Frank and I agree that his commitment to loneliness is unhealthy. And Frank has a social worker degree. He knows these things."

Frank nodded solemnly.
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unequivocal, Frank/Gerald

unequivocal by stereomer (NC-17)
this is how it would have happened.

Oh good god. This is what brilliance is made of. Seriously. Best thing ever.

“I’m – what? God, you are the worst multi-tasker ever.” Frank’s pants drop around his knees and Gerard starts to follow the motion, but Frank tugs him back up by the collar, saying, “Wait, wait.” And he kisses him as dirtily as possible, all tongue and teeth.

“Oh, fuck,” Gerard groans when Frank ducks his head lower to bite at Gerard’s neck once before straightening up with a bright smile.

“Okay. Now you’re free to roam the lands.”