Justin and Britney breakup and then some other stuff happens.
Amazing, truly amazing story. It's the Britney and Justin break up and it's done wonderfully and it works. Really wonderful, a must read.
"Oh, Justin, honey! I'm so sorry. I was just so sad, because of the break up, and I --" "You bitch!" you say. You hadn't realized that you didn't want it to be true. "You always say you're sorry, but if you were really sorry you wouldn't treat me like shit. You are a fucking bitch." You say it slowly, with relish.