Life after Britney.
Good, sweet and at times embarrassing. Read it or wept.
It took him a while to remember how to turn the lawnmower on, but once it was purring, it was like coming home. Back when they all lived in the house together, Justin had been responsible for the grass, because Chris wasn’t allowed near anything that could cut off someone else’s toes, and JC wasn’t supposed to go near it in fear of cutting off his own toes, and Lance preferred to vacuum, which Justin traded off on happily.